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Topic: Leopards under the Tree
During World War I, there were a number of ‘Christmas Truces' whereby the European participants of the Great War ceased hostilities in order to celebrate Christmas. For me, however, Christmas has always represented an opposite inclination: the opportunity to indulge in a little wargaming! I think this has everything to do with a boy and his toys. Let's face it: on a non-theological level, Christmas is about getting toys. I don't care if you're fifteen or fifty; if you're a boy you want toys under the tree on Christmas morn! And for me, the best toys were always soldiers.
Of course, when I was younger, toy soldiers meant those classic, green plastic "Army Men" that were pretty much a rite of passage for Gen-X'ers. What fun they were (are?)! Take a machine-gunner, the guy with the bazooka, a prone marksman and add an officer with a radio and you were set for some great battles! And if you were lucky enough to get a Sherman tank or two...well, you were in martial paradise. Let the battle begin! When I think back to all the Christmas days I spent waging war on carpet, utilizing each new assortment of men and equipment - ah, those were good times! Even better, if no one was looking, I could sneak real close to the Christmas tree and re-enact the Battle of the Ardennes! Those colored Christmas tree lights added a surreal atmosphere to the whole clash and the fake snow around the tree added just the right winter touch. When all was said and done, I had wargame terrain fit for the Army War College. Hah! It doesn't get any better than that!
When I was older, I naturally (unfortunately?) switched to more sophisticated board and miniatures wargaming. I think one of the best Christmas wargames that I ever received was Frank Chadwick's Combined Arms. Mr. Chadwick tried something novel with this set of rules; he tried to bring an operation tempo to miniatures wargaming - and he succeeded marvelously. That game occupied me to the wee hours of post-Christmas morning. The ability to wage freewheeling, battalion-level battles for the destiny of West Germany was heady stuff! I recall how I spent the majority of that Christmas fighting a desperate delaying action against Soviet troops that were trying to overrun LANDJUT. My 6th Panzergrenadier Division lost many a Leopard tank stopping the 2nd Guards Army from achieving its objectives. It was a fierce battle, but at the end the 6th held its ground with a generous helping of air support. At the conclusion of the battle, I distinctly recall both sides engaging each other in a convivial X-MAS celebration with the help of some timely UN fruitcake.
Of course, with the arrival of the computer age, Christmas warfare had found a new home on the silicon chip - which is a good thing as I shudder to think what would have happened if visitors found me on the carpet with my Army Men! Now with the help of the PC, I can wage war on a scale that would make the Ghost of Christmas Future shudder. A fast internet connection combined with a solid wargame can quickly become the ultimate Yuletide war toy. A few years ago, my wargame gift of choice was Dawn of War. With the gleeful removal of Christmas wrapping paper, I was quickly off to heroic and bloody battles of the 41st Millennium. Howls of "For the Emperor!" set against staccato gunfire could quickly be heard emanating from my den, providing an odd counterpoint to the litany of Christmas carols on the radio. I didn't care; I was in my Christmas element, waging war for all that is noble on this majestic day. Bring on the eggnog; I wasn't going anywhere anytime soon!
Now that I am a few years older, holiday warfare has taken on yet another new guise. These days, I am more likely to be commanding stately wood Bishops and Rooks on a black and white battlefield as chess has become my Christmas wargame of choice. All things considered, this is for the best as I can play chess anywhere with anyone; the days of secluded Christmas wargaming are over. Family and friends are eagerly invited to join this winter battle! Give me a comfortable chair and a willing opponent and I am truly experiencing the old magic of army men under the Christmas tree once again.
What are some of your fondest holiday gaming memories?